Thursday, 6 April 2017

Hey guys, so i said i was going to give you some signs that those lagos girls are not there to eat but hunt for men yeah?...check them out

1. They pick the most visible spot in the restuarant

2. They spend ages studying the menu like they are preparing for exams. It takes roughly 30mins to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want.

3. And when they do,it's usually the cheapest, Malt, Coke, orange juice alot of times they end up taking water.

4. They take zillions of selfies while waiting for their orders

5. They laugh alot to nothing in particular...and very loud to attract the attention of the men there. It is common to find them laughing loud one minute and sober the next minute when they feel a potential lead may never approach their table.

6. They keep staring around anytime someone walks in as though they are human drone cameras.

7. Accent fluctuates between American, British, and pigin depending on who is walking past their table.

8. Their eyelashes looks like they are ready to fly. Heavy makeup is the costume, pushup bra and waist trainer is the dress code, add a strappy sandals & ombre wig to that.

9. When it's time to pay for their drinks using POS after an unsuccessful outing, they pull out up to four ATM cards and contribute in fractions like church offerings.
LMAO.......me i did not tell you anything oo,don't put me into trouble with Lagos girls.

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